Great Oxymorons or just a bunch of morons
Not sure where this is from or who first posted it but I liked it so I am re-posting it. If this is yours originally let me know so I can give you credit
1) Happening now in America: politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000 a plate campaign fund raising event.
2) Happening now in America: people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when we have a black President, a black Attorney General, and roughly 18% of the federal workforce is black (10% of population).
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3) Happening now in America: we have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the Treasury Department and Congressman Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.
4) Happening now in America: we have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.
5) Happening now in America: we make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while we discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally become American citizens.
6) Happening now in America: the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country’s Constitution be thought of as “extremists.”
7) Happening now in America: you need to present a picture ID to cash a check, get your book signed by Michelle Obama or buy alcohol, but not to vote.
8) Happening now in America: people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).
9) Happening now in America: the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a trillion dollars more than it has per year for total spending of $7 million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn’t have nearly enough money.
10) Happening now in America: the rich people who pay 86% of all income taxes be accused of not paying their “fair share” by people who don’t pay any income taxes at all.
11) Happening now in America: congress is so dumb they give Illegal Immigrants child tax credits for several children ($1000 each)…….who live in another nation and are only distantly related. Yes, IRS has known about this fraud for years and has done nothing about it.
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