By FDF Member Hab Baker
http://www.TFDF.org
1. I’m for Gay Marriage. If you’re not, please vote for me anyway.
2. I’m for abortion on demand, up to and including the 3rd trimester. If you’re not, please ignore that and vote for me anyway.
3. I have unleashed the power of the federal government against religious institutions. If you are opposed to that, please ignore your core beliefs and vote for me anyway.
4. I inherited a bad economic situation, and my policies have delayed the recovery, and I know you don’t like that, but please vote for me anyway.
5. I am threatening to raise your taxes in January, if I don’t get my way on taxing the “rich” (which would run the government for seven days), but please vote for me anyway.
6. I am opposed to charter schools and school vouchers so you could send your kids wherever you like, and I know you are for those things, but please vote for me anyway.
7. I promised to be out of Afghanistan and we’re not yet, and I know you don’t like that, but please vote for me anyway, because I gave $1.8 Billion to the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt.
8. Real Black unemployment is above 25%, and I know you don’t like that, but please vote for me anyway, because I have increased federal aid to soup kitchens.
9. I have doubled the people on Food Stamps, welfare, and Disability. I know you don’t like that, and want jobs instead of handouts, but please vote for me anyway, because I like “green” energy.
10. We botched the Fast and Furious operation. More than 200 Mexican civilians, and one American were killed with the guns my Justice Department supplied, and I know you don’t like that, but please vote for me anyway because I promise not to do that anymore.
11. Rather than let Attorney General Eric Holder answer a lawful subpoena from Congress, I invoked “Executive Privilege”. I know, you would go to jail if you didn’t respond to a subpoena, but trust me — I’m not hiding anything. It just looks that way, so please vote for me anyway.
12. Yes, I claimed credit for killing Osama Bin Laden, even though it was Seal Team Six, using intel developed under Bush that got him, and yes, that is a little creepy, but please vote for me anyway.
13. I use your tax dollars for Planned Parenthood, even though Margaret Sanger, a racist, founded it “to exterminate the Black race”. I’m hoping you are willing to overlook the millions of Black babies they have aborted, and vote for me anyway.
14. My Party’s policies have torn apart the Black family. 72% of Black births are out of wedlock. I hope you will just forget that, and vote for me anyway, because I am, after all, Black.
15. My policies have stalled the economic recovery, and now we are slowing down even more, but please overlook that and give me four more years to work my magic.
16. Your electricity bill is going up because I am closing coal-fired generators, but I hope you will vote for me anyway because I like the environment, and I am trying to stop global warming.
17. Since I took office, my Administration has issued more than 50,000 pages of new regulations, resulting in job losses. The number of people actually working is the smallest in many years, but I am advertising to get them to sign up for Food Stamps, so please vote for me.
18. Yes, I cut $500 Billion from Medicare, and prescriptions are being rationed for Medicaid patients. I hope you vote for me anyway, ‘cause if I can get you a little poorer (and I’m trying), it will be free.
Thank you.
Barack Obama
PS: Since my father was half-Arab and half-Black, I am 25% Black, so please vote for me anyway.
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this is straight up bull excrement, its probably more like the klan foundation the Fredrick Douglass, see you good old boys in 2012 4 4more years suckers! lol!
The potus does not even have to campaign for the black vote.
Everybody knows that the powers that be run this world but if you think Romney is better I’m afraid of you,Godspeed
I love this list and have forwarded it to others. One of the people I forward it to remarked on the post script: ” Since my father was half-Arab and half-Black, I am 25% Black, so please vote for me anyway.”
Many of us on here are of mixed heritage or have family members of mixed heritage. I think the post script is unnecessarily offensive and prefer that we just stick with the real issues. I respectfully request the post script be removed.
A great testament to the most inept President in modern history…
This author’s name should be proudly affixed to this article! I don’t like the color ~ of the ink in his budget!
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THIS! Who wrote this? Their name isn’t on it and it should be proudly!
I do not know who wrote it or I would have posted it sorry :// It was sent to me as is
but if you figure it out please tell me and I will add it
yes I see all the good intention you have but I’LL GIVE TO YOU ANOTHER 4 YEAR OUT OF WHITE HOUSE BECAUSE THE GREAT JOB YOU HAVE DONE, IMPRESIONANTE.
I don’t like him no matter what color he is! The color is not important!
this is straight up bull excrement, its probably more like the klan foundation the Fredrick Douglass, see you good old boys in 2012 4 4more years suckers! lol!
I love this list and have forwarded it to others. One of the people I forward it to remarked on the post script: ” Since my father was half-Arab and half-Black, I am 25% Black, so please vote for me anyway.”
Many of us on here are of mixed heritage or have family members of mixed heritage. I think the post script is unnecessarily offensive and prefer that we just stick with the real issues. I respectfully request the post script be removed.
Everybody knows that the powers that be run this world but if you think Romney is better I’m afraid of you,Godspeed
The potus does not even have to campaign for the black vote.
A great testament to the most inept President in modern history…
This author’s name should be proudly affixed to this article! I don’t like the color ~ of the ink in his budget!
yes I see all the good intention you have but I’LL GIVE TO YOU ANOTHER 4 YEAR OUT OF WHITE HOUSE BECAUSE THE GREAT JOB YOU HAVE DONE, IMPRESIONANTE.
I don’t like him no matter what color he is! The color is not important!